The Feudal Dictatoriship of Nature and Dragons is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dimitre O'Skhalamorov with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.068 billion DracoNaturisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabbal Krivnostakhy'o. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DracoNaturisian economy, worth 241 trillion Capydragos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,861 Capydragos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, 'Dragonsnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nature and Dragons's national animal is the Dragons, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caballo Homossexual de las Montañism.

Nature and Dragons is ranked 46,813^th in the world and 887^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 103.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.